*A piece of hardware that's supposed to have the ability to do everything.
You can use your iPhone to cook food. Yes and if you scroll down a little bit more,you'll find the 'grant immortality' option.
*A fancy looking brick.
I bought a $600 paperweight today. Some people like to call it an iPhone.
*The only thing it seems to lack is a vagina. (LOL)
If my iPhone had a vagina I'd probably need no girlfriend.
*Basically the coolest thing ever invented by anyone ever. Apple combined a cell phone, an ipod, a camera, and an internet browser into one hand-held device. Also the entire thing is one big touchscreen.
If i had to pick one technological device to have sex with, it would be the iphone.
*Apple's market-leading music player, offering huge quantities of storage with an incredibly intuitive and simple interface and a sleek design.
I have an iPod. Need I say more?
*An Apple-made device that can play downloaded music. iPods cost around $250 in stores, but are remarkably easy to win online.
I don't have an iPod, but I have still managed to salvage some self-esteem (Applause)
*an overpriced, overhyped multimedia player that is sold to teenagers as fashion accesories. breaks really fast.
Helen: omg I have an iPod! Sue: iDONT *walks away*
*an expensive piece of shit that breaks after being dropped from a height of .00001 mm
Dude 1: Dude..what is that huge slash across ur Ipod screen? Dude 2: I set my Ipod down on the table and the screen broke... Dude 1: sweet...
*Apple Computer's latest weapon. Features a base that's capable of causing third-degree burns.
You: Would you like to try my new MacBook Pro? Here, put it on your lap. Victim: Hey, it's got a camera... aagh! My sperm!
Steve: You going to order a MacBook Pro? James: Hell no! POWERPC RULES! Steve: I hear you can put Linux and Windows on it too. James: INTEL RULES!
*A blazingly fast, extreamly cool laptop. Replaced the crappy iBook in early 2006.
More features and speed than Windows will ever have.
Loser: Shit! my Dell just froze again! Macbook User: Ditch that peice and get a macbook!
*The Macbook Aluminum is the redesign of the original Macbook by Apple. It was released during October of 2008. It is created by billeting a single piece of aluminum and creating what Apple calls the "unibody" which is a one piece aluminum enclosure. (...)
Microsoft Fanboy: I just bought this new Dell laptop and it wrecks at running Call of Duty 4! I mean dude!!!
Macbook Aluminum Owner: Hey... would you quiet down... I'm playing Call of Duty 4 on full texture settings and owning PC kiddies like you online if you don't mind...
*the latest incarnation of Macbook computers. unbelievably thin, razor sharp, and pretty much invisible all around.
"Hey, Jim, did you see my new Macbook Air?" "No." "Neither did I."
*the reason i love and hate Apple at the same time...
Macbook owner: "I had to give up eating and paying rent for 3 months, but now I finally have a top of the line, new black macbook" Steve Jobs: "Introducing the new, sleeker, thinner Macbook Air." Macbook owner: "FUCK"
*an expensive microwave disguised as a computer. has the same computing power as a baked potato. breaks down all the time. nothing ever works on it. the internet is hopeless with most websites not working because the imac is too retarded.
person1: i got an imac person2: getting an imac is a punishment in some countries
*A type of computer, superior to windows, which has vibrant displays of pretty colors and often requires an art degree to use.
iMac, therefore iSuck
*Someone with high computing needs who doesn't want to be tangled with the everyday problems plaguing the PC industry.
The iMac was voted the year's top computer and your PC looks like crap compared to my beautiful iMac.
*The most powerful Apple computer that is fully customizable and can have up to 4 TB of hard drive and 32 GB of RAM
Mac Pro user: Dude I just got a Mac Pro with 4 TB of hard drive space and 32 GB of RAM Shocked friend: wtf? do you planning on taking over a small country? Mac Pro user: Yes.
haha hope you enjoy it!
And In case you were wondering.. here's my name definition...
noun - (Spanish variant of Alexander)
1. One who can hardly contain his awesomeness as it spills out of him everywhere he goes.
3. Male having an abnormally large member.
4. The most common name given to katanas, uzis, bomberplanes,warships, jetfighters, nuclear warheads, hedgetrimmers, and bear traps.
Example 1. Move aside and let the Alejandro through.
Example 2. Professor: Can anyone tell me who said, "for any self-consistent recursive axiomatic system powerful enough to describe the arithmetic of the natural numbers, there are true propositions about the naturals that cannot be proved from the axioms."? Student: Do I look like an Alejandro?
Example 3. Kim: Holy shit! Did you see that? Martha: He must be an Alejandro.
Example 4. "Watch out for that Alejandro"
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